OK. Let me get this straight.

Sarah Palin is a cynical political ploy to get John McCain elected. Given. Joe Biden is a cynical political ploy to get Barack Obama elected. Given.

I don’t know where to start. But I know where it should finish. Keep that prostitute out of Washington.

Prostitute? Yes. Palin is a tool to the neocon agenda. She has sold herself to be used by others. Consciously. Pretend to be a maverick and radical republican by reducing corruption and lobbyists only to implement your own corruption and lobby ties with less transparency.  Her budget deficit in Wasilla and her cronyism, combined with her kooky right social stances, make her just another nutball dumbass sycophant like Lynn Westmoreland. Fuck that “her speech was good but…” crap. It was not. Most everyone wants to pork her, and as any straight guy or lesbian that likes a librarian-type will attest, you let a little bit slide when you want the pussy. Seriously. Yes, she is inexperienced. No, she should not be a heartbeat away. It is absolutely the most irresponsible political appointment in history. Eagleton maybe have been shocked, but not as bad as the American people will be when Johnny has a clot.

Here is the deal. McCain is Verb, Noun, POW - as we all know. He needed social conservative cred. He has it now. But with whom? Chicks? Lacrosse moms? Media lapcats? Give me a break. They will do everything they can in the next two months to avoid issues. You won’t hear a peep. And it is the media that we own, and give the right to exist, that should shine the light on this wipery of bottoms. Put eyeliner on bovine, and they are still bovine.

The thing that will get the two of them elected is the stupid, pliant, American asswraps that call themselves the electorate. They will vote on emotion and looks and image and everything but the very issues that their tax dollars (besides the debt and the Fed % on printing fiat capital) should be supporting. Health, education, infrastructure, proper representation, and the future solvency of our institutions. Good government.

The war on government has to stop. Norquist is a fucking pansy that needs to go away somewhere in an anti-think tank and have his larynx poked by the tires of an Ice Truck (Google Norquist and Abramoff and see what these crap donkeys did as young college republicans). You will not end government. It exists for a reason. The reason we created it. To serve the people.The attack on intelligence needs to stop now. These dickpokes continue to derive votes from dumbsticks by telling them that smart people are bad. STOP IT! Stop these fucks. Now!By calling anyone that doesn’t work in a Wal-Mart elitist is so incredibly ridiculously callow and shallow and effective, the left needs to hammer at that like they are putting up hurricane window protection. When Romney calls Obama and the Liberals “Northeasterners” as a pejorative, people need to yell at it. When Giuliani snickers at Obama’s record by sniveling at “community organizer(s),” the media need to cry foul and incessantly hold them to it, and force this Nosferatu-But-Creepier to account.

This has to stop or we will soon be like the characters in the little seen Mike Judge film, Idiocracy, that has surfer-cocks running Washington where actual facts and intelligence are treated like a disease. Stick to the talking points of Steve Doocey and the Fox Dumps and you will be set for the future.

Here is what a conniption-creating stroke-causing blood-stoppage to the brain of McCain will do to this country:

1) Sarah Palin will make her, and your, raped daughter keep a bastard alive but won’t support a system to actually care for the thing they forced to live.

2) Sarah Palin believes that you can pray your way into wanting to put your hard penis in a woman’s vagina if you don’t particularly at present find it appealing.

3) Ralph Reed is praying that on January 21, 2009 some one puts polonium 210 in the maverick’s teacup. (Side story. In 2000 I was staying at the Hay Adams hotel next to the White House where many “dignitaries” hole-up, and got in a dormant town car in the driveway. The driver told me that the guy he just dropped off scared the shit out of him. I asked who it was and why. He said a guy named Ralph Reed with some Christian group. And that Ralph told the driver “I am going to live in that house one day” pointing at the White House across the lawn.) Be afraid. Be very afraid.

The “base” has even gone so far as to advocate Noun, Verb, “My Friends”s demise in some postings on the internets.  Ask one of them, point blank, if they would rather have Palin as president.  (”Antiabortion militant and all-round theocratic activist Jay Rogers of Florida, whose blog is called The Forerunner, writes: Pray for John McCain’s salvation and speedy death.”)

The war on people that actually read, study and know things - must stop, and the “elites” must force it back hard, and now. Use the shotgun. Stop the distraction. McCain will take this thing, and we are all doomed unless we shine a fucking kleig on what these biters of knobs are doing to this country we love. Freedom is not what it used to be, and students today are being raised in an era where the rights we had just 7 years ago are not even understood.

There are college students that were 10 years old when George Bush was selected. They don’t know the value of Habeas Corpus or the Posse Comitatus Act. But they should. The late, great Kurt Vonnegut said we need to teach civics in school again. Or, maybe just the constitution and how to get it back.

Community Activism is the most important job on the planet. Join. Act. And pray your child isn’t pregnant or gay in 2009-2012. Have a great October! And do something!

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